Shorts: Thrifted (Forever XXI)
Some of my coworkers still speak of this outfit. It is certainly not one to be forgotten. and it elicited actual (good-natured, I think) laughter when I wore it.
It is important to know that both shorts and vest are crushed velvet. The shorts recently exited my life (back to a thrift store, the place of their sartorial birth) and I will miss them.